Just yesterday while Elijah was eating some crackers at the table I asked him to stand up and go to the bathroom. He said, "I can't dad."
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because dad, then the crumbs will fall on the ground and then we'll have to get a mouse to clean them up... and then we'll have to get a cat to find the mouse... and then Bailey will chase the cat and then you'll have to clean up all the blood... so I can't get up."
"Ok" I said, "Go to the bathroom anyway, I'd rather clean up blood than poop."
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5 comments:
Very clever boy.
Where does that kid get it??? Fish stories must run in the family!
hahaha...that dude is smart...and he thinks ahead!!! Miss you guys!
:) i loved this!
Sounds like a book... Hmmm...has he heard the story "If You Give a Mouse A Cookie"
Cara
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